Welcome to my humble little corner of Cyberspace, Zombies Ate My Buick!

You are now on the official most useless site on the Internet! What does it have to offer you? Everything... nothing... most of the content is hidden in The Town. In some cases, you'll have to know where to look. At any rate, you can also read my Blog, visit the Crypt for special events, learn more about your webmaster, Mike, and peruse the Boneyard to see if you recognize anyone else who wasted time here. Enjoy!

If you wanna drop me a line, I don't get out much and am starved for human contact (yelling incoherently at people walking across my lawn just ain't doin' it for me anymore) at moron_in_charge@zombiesatemybuick.com.