I think the Dead Sea Scrolls are updated more often than this blog. But then, you know Slackasaurs Rex and his aversion to doing anything productive.

Speaking of which, I am "currently on sabbatical," which is the polite term for "laid my ass off." Going on two months now, which begs the question why I haven't done jack on this website. I'm learning just what "overqualified" means.

Today I am finally adding some content to the town. May not be much, since I have to fix that damn widescreen bug on the title bar.

Further, I have joined an awesome Pathfinder Campaign, "The Third Chaos War" on www.obsidianportal.net . Check it out, tons of content coming soon.

Not like I'm doing much more with my days at present! :P

So, not a blog entry over the whole summer. Quite a summer it was, too. Started out with my trip to Europe (England and France). In England we stayed here, a pretty posh flat by Albert Embankment:

A full writeup will be posted soon, along with a huge heapin' stack of pictures, once I actually get off my ass and upload them. After that, it was GenCon 2010 (wh00t!) and then Nashville, TN with the folks for Labor Day Weekend.

Next weekend is OKTOBERFEST! You may notice that I missed the Teutonic Third in the European triumverate, so I'm gonna make up for it up at Cincinnati Oktoberfest. It's sure to be a beery time, had by all.

Oh, and remember, October is quickly coming up, which means the Crypt is reopening soon. Be afraid.... muhahahah!

Well, it's the Kentucky Derby today. The day when all the ladies wear the crazy hats and everyone sits around drinking bourbon and juleps for an ever-hyped event that's over in under a minute. I suppose at some point in my soujourn in Kentucky I need to go to just say I have. But then I lived in Indy for several years and never went to The Brickyard on Memorial Day.

Heading up to Indianapolis for The Circle City Socialites game. Here's hoping the Gals in Green and White will come out on top!

Kentucky Derby and Roller Derby. It's all good derby fun.

Well, looks like the New Orleans Saints have won Super Bowl 44. A close, good game. This is the first time the boys with the fleur de lis on the helmets ever won the big game, so I'm sure that Bourbon Street is gonna be jumpin' with bronze and black tonight!

Speaking of the Big Easy, we got Mardi Gras coming up. While I won't be able to make it down to Loosey-annah, I plan to pop up to Covenington's annual bash next weekend.

Something new has been added to the town -- go check it out!

It's all about perception. I always thought it was funny that people can see certain traits as negative in other folks, yet see the exact same trait as a virtue in themselves.

For example...

THEY are gossiping weasels. YOU tell it like it is.

THEY are cheap bastards. YOU understand the value of thrift.

THEY are pointlessly mean and rude. YOU are refreshingly blunt.

THEY are reactionary squares. YOU have a deep respect for tradition.

THEY talk out their ass. YOU are keeping the conversation lively.

THEY are pushy assholes. YOU have an assertive personality.

THEY are nitpicky. YOU have an eye for detail.

THEY are paranoid fruitcakes. YOU have a keen situational awareness.

THEY are dorky fanboys. YOU are an informed enthusiast.

THEY are getting drunk and embarrassing themselves. YOU are the life of the party.

THEY are pathetic sychophant bootlickers. YOU observe the chain of command.

THEY are smug jerks that make uncalled for comments. YOU have a gift for repartee.

THEY are weak willed jellyfish. YOU are flexible.

THEY are perpetual screw-ups. YOU are gaining experience.

THEY are narcissistic idiots running a lame self aggrandizing website that they never update despite always promising to do so. YOU run zombiesatemybuick.com.

Oh well. Singin off. Goodnight folks. G'night Kim -- sweet dreams cutie. XXXXX ;P.

The third year for Zombies Ate My Buick... and yes, here's my usual promise to keep the website updated.... and to add some more content.

Of course that's difficult when Windows crashes constantly. Ever since I installed Seven Ultimate Headache, the dumb system bluescreens any time it goes into sleep mode. No driver updates nor Windows updates seem to help. Hopefully the bozos in Redmond will have a fix for this soon.... I've emailed several times, yet never got any response. Stellar support, Mr. Gates.

Well, here's to the second decade of the new millienium...